Robert Pattinson’s press tours are total chaos, even when he’s not there. Jennifer Lawrence was on The Graham Norton Show to promote Die, My Love, which meant telling cute stories about RPattz. Or maybe not so cute. According to JLaw, Pattinson once sort of invited himself over to Lawrence’s girls night. “I had my girlfriends over, we were in our pajamas, watching Little Women,” she said. “He was like, ‘Hey, I just wrapped something like a block away from you.’ Rob is one of the girls, he wants to gossip, he is just one of the gals.”
Rob came over, famished, and asked if Lawrence had any food. She saw this coming, telling Norton that Pattinson can be sort of helpless, like a child, when it comes to any sort of self-care. “I wouldn’t trust him to, like, put a coat on,” she said. “He’s not going to eat on time.” The only food at the girls night was, apparently, in the garbage. So while he went to the bathroom, Lawrence scraped food out of the trash for him. Very Peeta with the bread, no? Pattinson ate it all, was still hungry, and asked if there was more. “I was like, ‘There is, but it’s in the garbage.’” This did not phase Robert “I Want to Invent a Microwavable Spaghetti That Is Mostly Sugar” Pattinson. “He just pulled it out of the trash and kept eating it,” Lawrence said. It all raises the question: Is this story true, or are we in “I watched a clown die at the circus” territory? Pattinson has been known to fib to the press, and it’s possible Lawrence has picked up the habit.
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