Dream guest on my cruise ship? Let’s spice things up. JoJo Siwa is entering the booming celebrity-cruise-ship space. So if you’ve already done the JoCo Cruise, the Star Trek cruise, that one Disney cruise ship with the Haunted Mansion bar, or the Outlaw Country Cruise (RIP Mojo Nixon), the JoJo Siwa Cruise may be for you. With a Royal Caribbean partnership to make it happen, the JoJo Siwa Cruise will take place on the Utopia of the Seas ship from June 12 to 15, where one can “enjoy meet and greets, Q&A’s, dance parties, build-a-bow fun, dance class with JoJo” and see Siwa’s “Infinity Heart” concert. The Utopia of the Seas itself features non-JoJo amenities like ice-skating shows, a full casino, and a biplane over the ship’s boardwalk. The ship will also dock for a day at Royal Caribbean’s private island, CocoCay, which they should rename JoJoCay for the occasion.
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There’s just one aspect of the Siwa-fan experience missing from this all-inclusive cruise: Chris Hughes. Will he be there? Will he teach classes on whatever it is he does professionally? TV presenting, or short-lived pop-rap groups? Hughes has said he’s already thinking about marrying Siwa, how’s about the captain of the Utopia officiate? Whether there’s an onboard wedding or not, at least you’ll be setting sail on the high sea-was.
