If anyone knows how to lean in to people being weird in her comments section, it’s Sydney Sweeney. Remember her “sorry for having great tits and correct opinions” sweatshirt?” Genius. Now, the actress has done it again — this week, she announced she’ll be selling her bathwater for just $8 a pop.
Unlike Belle Delphine, Sweeney isn’t exactly selling jars full of her used bath liquid. Instead, she teamed up with natural-soap company Dr. Squatch (which she appears to have some sort of ongoing advertising relationship with) to make Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss, a limited-edition bar of soap that’s infused with her bathwater. And, apparently, they’re telling the truth. “When we were at the shoot, they had a tub for me. And I actually got in there and I took some soap, and we had a nice little bath and they took the water. So it’s my real bathwater,” she confirmed to GQ, adding that this is “a really fun, full-circle moment, because fans always joke about wanting my bathwater.” She continued, “I was like, This is just such a cool way to have a conversation with the audience and give them what they want.” If you can’t beat ’em … serve ’em your bathwater?
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Not everyone is as stoked about this as the guy who commented three separate times on her Instagram feed, saying “YESSSSSSSSS” and “I NEED IT” and “THANK YOU SYDNEY SWEENEY WE ALL SAY IN UNISON.” “I love you Sydney, but what the fuck is this,” one wrote, while another said, “I truly hate this world.” God forbid a woman tries to get men to shower!
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Beyond Sweeney’s bathwater, ingredients include pine-bark extract, shea butter, and sand, and the scent is appropriately called “Morning Wood.” “I wanted to have it lean toward my home roots, so there’s this really outdoorsy scent of, like, pine and earthy moss and fir,” Sweeney diplomatically said. “So it smells super manly.”
Dr. Squatch is giving away 100 bars of this soap beginning May 29, and only 5,000 bars will be available for purchase on June 6. Wishing all you horny little freaks good luck!
