It looks like Gisele Bündchen isn’t the only one enjoying the company of her jujitsu-instructor boyfriend, Joaquim Valente. Ivanka Trump and her family have been training in martial arts with the Valente brothers, who also include Gui and Pedro, at their studio in Miami — and now, Ivanka is showing off her moves in a strange new Instagram video.
The video, posted on Friday, shows Ivanka facing off with Gui Valente in what appears to be an assortment of choreographed jujitsu moves complete with absurd camera work and weird sound effects. At one point during their sparring, Ivanka even knocked a knife (?) out of the instructor’s hand, which is a very dramatic prop to use just for a social media post. But who am I to judge!
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“Rooted in ancient tradition and refined over generations, [jujitsu] offers a path to physical confidence, mental clarity, and emotional balance,” the caption reads. “Its philosophy, reflected in the @753Code, reminds us that true strength comes from character, discipline, and purpose. What makes this journey even more meaningful is sharing it with those we respect and value. As families, training together gives us the rare gift of growing side by side, on the mat and in life.”
Ivanka appears to be wearing a blue belt in the video, which apparently signals an intermediate level of proficiency. Well, okay. What could the first daughter possibly be training for? The purge? Another insurrection? Either way, I’m sure that her and her Florida girl squad are safe enough tucked away on their private island.