It sounds like Charlize Theron is having a pretty great time dating. On the July 2 episode of Call Her Daddy, the 49-year-old actress talked about a recent one-night stand with a 26-year-old that was “really fucking amazing” and dished that she’s “having sex now like I never had before.” Sounds nice. For those who want to get it on like Theron, she offered some advice on one of the harder parts of putting yourself out there: curating your dating-app profile.
The star is currently on Raya, though she conceded “the apps are just horrible.” “It’s a fucking clown show,” she said. “I’m sorry, guys, but please. Like, no.” Theron was so put off by what she has seen on Raya in particular that she decided to give the men of the app some advice, “not because I want to date you but because I want to help you.” Things really must be dire.
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As far as dating-app profiles go, Theron said someone’s choice of photos can really make or break it. “No Burning Man photos,” she rightfully began. “No photos of you with other women. I don’t care. I don’t want to know that you have girlfriends. And I don’t want you shooting a fucking selfie in your closet of your hand in a jean pocket,” adding, “it makes my vagina close.”
For her final piece of advice, Theron has some thoughts on the job titles of it all. “And don’t tell me you’re a CEO because you’re not,” she said. “Like, I’m sorry. Of what? Of some business you can’t explain to me that none of my friends can understand, like, no.” Has she set her location to the Lower East Side recently? Just wondering …
Well, you heard her! Want better matches? Please fix your profile. Theron knows best.
