Watching this episode of And Just Like That ... on my work-issued computer felt wrong on so many levels. The grunting, the screeching, the armpit-licking, the way Marion eats his papaya — all of it felt illegal. I could have gone my entire life without seeing Adam Gardens’s (whom we now know to be Adam Karma, but we shall keep calling him Adam Gardens, as his Instagram handle suggests) perky little butt thrusting voraciously under some barely-there covers. I also could’ve done without knowing he doesn’t “believe” in deodorant. Red flag! I wish I could send an inter-universe smoke signal to Seema: “GET OUT. HE MIGHT BE MAHA — OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, STINKY.”
That said, in my last recap, I was wishing and hoping some of these women would throw caution to the wind and explore some extramarital affairs. I can blame only myself.
Let’s talk about what everyone was wearing when they were getting freaky …
Carrie
Are you guys going to be upset if I tell you that Carrie’s robe in this episode is one of my favorite articles of clothing she has ever worn? Is that okay? The contrasting suede cuffs with their dainty embroidery against the baby-blue satin is speaking to me.
Charlotte
Belt … surprise, surprise! Get her into something comfortable and roomy for her vertigo! (Yes, it’s real!) And maybe a cervical collar?
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Lisa Todd Wexley
Okay, so they told Miranda she didn’t have to wear the clown suits anymore because they were forcing LTW into them? Got it. Our reprieve from Bobo-core was so short, as was our break from LTW’s statement necklaces, now given new life in the form of an elephant-shaped bolo tie.
Miranda
Actually, let’s talk about her girlfriend, Joy. Loving her baby-tee moment, but akin to my pet peeve of seeing unscuffed shoe soles on television, I hate a visibly unworn bag. In Joy’s case, I can tell this came straight out of the J.Crew or Madewell package it was shipped in. The suede is untarnished, and there’s even a slight crease up the middle. A bag that just made an international trip should be softer and more worn than this. It should be borderline limp, smushed under seats, stomped beneath feet, dragged on the ground, tumbled through an X-ray machine, and practically begging for mercy.
One point for Miranda’s slinky red dress at Charlotte’s gallery opening, though.
Seema
……… I guess Seema’s bra while Adam was … pumping her garden … was cute?? ………
And Adam cleaned up well (finally) for their dinner date. I’ll give him that.
