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Some things are classic for a reason. Nothing really tastes better than a Coke on ice, a crisp white button-down will always look good, and Italy is the best spot for a summer vacation — especially if you’re really rich. Almost a week after the Bezos-Sánchez wedding in Venice, there are still lots of celebs taking in all that Italia has to offer. Hopefully this is a safe space, one where I’m allowed to say that I am extremely jealous of everyone living la dolce vita right now. So in an attempt to turn that jealousy into something mildly productive, here are all the celebrities vacationing in Italy right now, ranked by how much I want to be there.
Paris Hilton
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Hilton recently shared some vacation photos from a yacht trip in Sardinia, which obviously looks amazing. That being said, I think having to make sure your two small children remain safe while at sea would add an unwanted level of stress to this vacation.
Bruce Springsteen
The Boss was photographed in Milan on Thursday leaving his five-star hotel looking really cool. I love those thick necklace chains and his commitment to multiple earrings. He remains toward the bottom of the list because he’s in the middle of Milan, a tourist hub nowhere close to the water.
Everyone who went on the Ritz-Carlton cruise
Dozens of celebs got to take a trip on the hotel chain’s newest superyacht this past weekend to cruise around the Tyrrhenian Sea for 48 hours. I hate to admit that all the spon-con is working on me. Take, for example, this post from Colman Domingo:
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You’re going to tell me you don’t want to swap places with him right now? To add insult to injury, attendees got to have cocktail hour with Martha Stewart, during which she served up “Martha-ritas.” The only downside I can see is that there was probably a lot of networking going on, which would harsh the buzz from a couple of Martha-ritas.
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Dakota Johnson and Kate Hudson
Did you know that these two are friends? I didn’t until they popped out on a fabulous-looking girls trip. (Although it makes sense when you put together that their moms, Melanie Griffith and Goldie Hawn, respectively, are longtime pals.) First, they were photographed having fun on a yacht in Ibiza, which is not Italy so cannot be factored into how jealous I am of them. You’d think that the exclusion of their boat day might hurt them in this ranking, but that just means you haven’t seen the photos of them having dinner in Rome. They were dining alfresco when they ran into none other than Ricky Martin, freshly disembarked from the Ritz-Carlton cruise. That is a great vacation story.
Kylie Jenner
After her appearance at the big wedding, Jenner headed to Tuscany with her two kids and a group of pals. Jenner has been sharing lots of posts about her trip on Instagram, so we can all feel like we are also there. She’s been eating pasta, making pizza, hanging out in the pool, and going on some really beautiful walks. There’s no way around it: I really want to be on this vacation. It’s unclear if Jenner was joined on the trip by Timothée Chalamet, but photographic evidence of his presence would probably bump her up to the top spot.
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner
The queen of vacation has done it again! First, the paparazzi got shots of Lipa and her fiancé, Callum Turner, making out on a float off the Amalfi Coast. Invasion of privacy? Yes. But they should also consider getting the photos framed.
Lipa later posted her own shots from their trip to Naples, captioned “Italian weekend 🍝💋🇮🇹.” She looks sun-kissed, he looks sun-kissed, and they met a cat while drinking spritzes. I am seething with jealousy right now.
