If you’re wondering what Jessica Simpson’s been up to lately, I regret to inform you that the answer is, apparently, drinking snake sperm. In an Instagram video posted over the weekend, Simpson can be seen hanging out in a recording studio while drinking “this Chinese herb thing” that she says her vocal coach recommended. A few seconds later, she’s telling a group of people about her mystery beverage, recalling that someone looked up the concoction after asking her what was in it. “They Googled the ingredients, and … snake sperm,” she revealed.
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When someone else in the room wondered aloud if her beverage tasted like tea, Simpson corrected them, giggling, “It’s like a honey.” “So, if you want a good vocal, you gotta drink snake sperm,” she concluded. Well, thank God I’m not attempting a pop career.
Say what you will, but something about this setup seems to be working well — Simpson has spent the better part of two months decked out in gold, cheetah print, and fur, and her EP Nashville Canyon: Part 1 recently hit No. 1 on the iTunes Country chart. I guess all that snake sperm is paying off.
