I haven’t spent much time thinking about Post Malone outside of his diamond veneers and that one song where he talks about “smokin’ like a Rasta.” But today, we find ourselves in the annals of the rapper’s dating history, because, according to TMZ, he might have a new girlfriend. Sounds boring, but have I mentioned that TMZ claims Malone ended his engagement to an anonymous fiancée (and the mother of his child) before moving on? My head is spinning.
On Thursday, the gossip rag reported that things between the 29-year-old and his longtime partner “officially” ended sometime around the end of last year. Though her identity and the length of the relationship are not known, Malone has repeatedly made reference to his mystery woman in interviews throughout his career. In 2022, during an appearance on The Howard Stern Show, Malone said that he’d proposed to his significant other and announced that they had welcomed a daughter that year. Later, on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Malone gushed over his fiancée, calling her the “No. 1 mom in the fucking universe.”
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That may be true, but if the tabloids are to be believed, this woman is no longer “No. 1” in Posty’s heart. Per TMZ, the rapper has moved on with Christy Lee, whose LinkedIn profile describes her as a Parsons School of Design student and aspiring stylist. Malone and Lee were first photographed on a romantic dinner date earlier this year at the Mascagni Hotel in Rome. Most recently, they were spotted chilling at a dive bar in Idaho.
While I appreciate this rumored couple’s high-low taste in dates, I have many outstanding questions and also a mild case of whiplash. Post Malone seems to have moved on from a woman he once publicly worshipped very quickly, and I would like to know how she feels about that. Presumably, not great?
